MICHELLE.

Mi·chelle [mi-shel]:

-noun
1. An 18 year old female who has an interest in all things technological.
2. A supreme goddess of all knowledge.
3. Archaic - Awesome

Origin: 1993; Sierra Leonian descent, first appeared in the bay area. Frequently found in the LA area and more recently Boston

I'm only half joking with this description.

Interviewer: Black history month you find…

Morgan Freeman: Ridiculous.

Interviewer: Why?

Morgan Freeman: You’re going to relegate my history to a month?

Interviewer: Oh, come on.

Morgan Freeman: What do you do with yours? Which month is white history month?

Interviewer: (pause) Well, I’m Jewish.

Morgan Freeman: Okay. Which month is Jewish history month?

Interviewer: There isn’t one.

Morgan Freeman: Oh, oh. Why not? Do you want one?

Interviewer: No.

Morgan Freeman: Right. I don’t either. I don’t want a black history month. Black history is American history.

Interviewer: How are we going to get rid of racism?

Morgan Freeman: Stop talking about it.

But not talking about it and pretending that everything is nice and dandy doesn’t solve anything.

(Source: libertarians, via so-illmannered)

Posted:3 months ago

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    Morgan Freeman is God. No questions asked.
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